From the recording Saturday Night in Bartertown
Meg Cratty: electric ukulele, lead vox
Mr. Strontium: drums/percussion, back up vox
Produced by Mr. Strontium
Written by The Margaret Hooligans
Mixed and Mastered by Jon Huxtable of Smallfish Recordings Edinburgh, UK
Album artwork: Iden Crockett
Lyrics
Five hour practice
I am so hungry
Sitting on the couch
With a loaf of white wonder bread
I am at the studio
There’s a man with a pizza
He starts feeding it
To his Breezewood dog
Please don’t feed the dog
I am very hungry
You could save my life
With that doggie pizza crust
I am so hungry
Sitting here eating
This trashy wonder bread
And I am wasting away
Playing my heart out
For over 5 hours
Mister could you give me
Just a slice of your pizza
Please don’t feed the dog
I am very hungry
You could save my life
With that doggie pizza crust
White bread alone
Is no way to survive
I need me some tomatoes
Cheese and spice
Please don’t feed the dog
I am very hungry
You could save my life
With that doggie pizza crust
Please don’t feed the dog
I am so hungry
You could save my life
With that doggie pizza crust
Please don’t feed the dog
I am so hungry
You could save my life
With that doggie pizza crust
Please don’t feed the dog
I am so hungry
You could save my life
With that doggie pizza crust