From the recording Boombox Blasts
Lyrics
In these grotesque times,
when Americans hate Americans more than ever, we hooligans want to distract you from the horror with a song about glitter, American glitter I say!
Glitter is falling here
Glitter is falling there
It’s all over my floor
It’s all over my door
Glitter everywhere
Glitter everywhere
I got this one cat
It’s on his hat
Glitter on my dog’s toes
Glitter on my kids’ nose
It’s glitter
It’s glitter
It’s all
It’s all
It’s all
Over the place
It’s all
It’s all
It’s all
Over your face
I don’t want that glitter
I don’t want it in here
It’s the scourge of the house
It could choke a mouse
Girls just want to have some fun
Glitter is number one
It will live on your eyelash
It will give you whiplash
It’s glitter
Glitter everywhere
Glitter in your hair
Glitter on your cat
Glitter on your goddamn baseball bat
It’s glitter
It’s glitter
Glitter for my sister
Glitter for my mom
Glitter for my duck fa—arm
Don’t be bitter about my glitter
Don’t molest the babysitter